Friday, February 23, 2007

Last night about 8:30 the phone rang. And, not to my was a telemarketer who sounded like he was from India...or somewhere of that nature. He asked for me.
"Who are you? What do you want?"
"Well, I'm...calling on behalf of ...mastercard. And, I would like to offer you this ...mastercard." My wits kicked in..."I would like to offer you a Visa or American Express."
"No, I am offering you a Mastercard."
"And, I am offering you a Visa, American Express, or how about a Discover Card? Your choice."
"No, I am offering you a Mastercard."
"And, I am offering you a Discover Card."
Finally, he got the picture. "Well Maam, if you ever want a Mastercard, please call us."
"Well, if you want a Discover card, you may call us." ....something like that. lol...

Try is funny. lol...

My daughter Kari from one of the beginning blogs said that next time someone offers her a credit card...she is going to act like she is ordering a pizza. lol...I might have to try that one.
"I would like to order a medium thin crust pepperoni pizza."
"Never mind, scratch that...I want a large thick crust veggie lover's pizza."
"Hold on...I don't want that I want a ham and cheese sandwich, hot wings, and the biggest order of cinnastix that I can get."

Just know for future reference...If you want a discover card to pay for my ham and cheese sandwich, please call me.

1 comment:

EE said...

LOL! I'll have to try that sometime!