My good friend Valentine sent me this joke...It is funny!
You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an
elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is
unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as
you and the Kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
If you do not know, see answer below.
Get your drunk bootA off the merry-go-round and go home.
By the way read the five strongs blog about the Unibomber...I laughed!